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Monday, 9 April 2012

Oxford Rocks cake for The Oxford Bake Off




A long, long time ago, March 24th to be precise, there was in Oxford Town, a Bake off. I attended along with this time-eating cake, some mad chocolate brownies, and a loaf of Sun-dried tomato and basil bread.
The cake and brownies took hours and hours of planning, practice runs, frustration, sorting logistics and setting up. The bread took a few minutes, got un-ceremonially placed on a plate at the bake off, and then won it's category! Yay! lol To be fair to it though it did bake really well, looked ok, and tasted good.

So, to start with, the cake. As it was the Oxford Bake Off, I wanted to do something Oxford based, and after a few other ideas, came up with a music from Oxford theme, and the original design is pretty much what the final cake ended up being. It is a Chocolate and Orange sponge made in a rock n roll leopard skin stylee, with a truffly chocolate filling, then I tried to make an Oxford blue buttercream, but didn't quite get there, then I decorated with regalice records featuring bands from Oxford (Radiohead got the 3 centre spots), some icing musical decoration, a base ring of Crunchie rocks, and finished off with a bit of airy height from the 'Oxford Rocks!' Maltesers. The last time I used maltesers on the Valentines cake, they were randomly placed, so when I went to line these up I didn't foresee the frustration of getting the little sods lined up properly lol

Ingredients:

  • 225g Self Raising Flour
  • 25g Cornflour
  • 2 tsp Baking Powder
  • 250g Caster sugar
  • 250g Unsalted butter at room temp
  • 4 Free range medium eggs
  • 5 TBSP milk (Or just enough to make the batter easily spreadable in the tins)
  • 1 Heaped TBSP Cocoa powder
  • 1 tsp Orange extract
  • Yellow, red and black concentrated colour gels.
Filling:
  • 100ml Double cream
  • 170g Dark Chocolate
  • 1/2 tsp Orange Extract
Covering/Decorations:
  • 200g Unsalted Butter at room temp
  • 400g Icing Sugar
  • Blue and Black concentrated colour gels
  • Black and White Sugarpaste/Regalice for the records
  • Icing Sugar and few tsp of Lemon juice for the icing. 
  • Maltesers 


Preparation:

  • Make 3 records and allow to dry for a few days.
  • Preheat the oven to 180c
  • Prep 2 9" round tins as you like. Greased and lined or cakey release spray.
  • In a mixing bowl, cream together the butter and sugar.
  • Sift the Flour, Cornflour and baking powder into another bowl.
  • Add one egg and some flour at a time to the butter mixture and mix well until all 4 eggs and all flour added.
  • Add a tablespoon of milk at a time until the batter is of a consistancy that will push out to the tin edges easily.
  • Take out 300g of the batter into a seperate bowl.
  • To the remaining batter add the tsp of Orange extract and a few drops of yellow colour gel and mix.
  • Split the batter evenly between the two tins and smooth level.
  • Put the 300g of batter back into the mixing bowl, add the cocoa powder, a drop of red and drop of black colour and mix well. This will be piped, so add a small amount of milk now if necessary.
  • Spoon the batter into a piping bag with about a size 5 nozzle or cut a similar sized hole in the end of the bag.
  • Poking the nozzle down into the yellow batter, squeeze out lots of little blobs without breaking through to the surface. Then squeeze lots of little blobs out onto the surface of the batter, so it looks something like this on one of my practice run cakes.....






  • Give the tins a bit of a wobble then bake for about 30 mins or until a cocktail stick comes out of the centres clean.
  • Leave in the tins for 15 mins then tip out gently onto a cooling rack
  • When the sponges are cool pour the cream into a saucepan and heat until bubbles appear at the edges.
  • Add the chocolate and stir together.
  • Allow to cool a bit until not runny but spreadable, and over the surface of one sponge.
  • Sandwich the sponges together.
  • Mix together the butter and icing sugar and add colour if you want to.
  • Cover the cake with the buttercream using a palette knife.
  • Use a black food pen and write on the 3 old records and place them in the centre.
  • Roll out black and white Regalice and using whatever you can find to make the right sized circle cuts, in my case an old baking powder tub, a bottle cap, and a straw, make 6 records and place on the cake Let them dry a while before writing on them. (Slightly quicker to write that than make them lol)
  • Mix together some sifted icing sugar and drops of lemon juice to make enough icing for the musical bits and pieces, and go as mad as you like piping the icing on. Save some for the maltesers.
  • Pipe the letters onto the Maltesers, attach to wires, stick in cake.
  • Take to Oxford Town Hall and eventually, eat :)




The Oxford Bake off was conceived by Kate and was a charity event for the benefit of:





As I write this, there is currently a wonderful Oxford Bake Off recipe book available to buy for just £5 from here with contributions from the likes of Holly Bell, Kate Shirazi, Oxford Cupcakes, and Jane Asher!

Piccies from the bake off:








And a few tunes from the Oxford boys and girls:

Another excuse to slip in this baby from Death By Crimpers - Obsessive



Radiohead - Creep (Uncensored, so don't click 'play' kids! Oi, no, stop that, oh now you've done it, that's the end of the world, you're all going to end up foul mouthed criminals, oh wait, that's from playing COD.) Oh, ignore all that, it's the radio friendly 'Very' version lol




Some tunage from Swervedriver - Dual




Some Supergrass - Richard III 






Classic from The Auteurs - Lenny Valentino






The Candyskins - Submarine Song.






Finishing with the awesome Ride - Time of her Time






Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Russian Honey cake.




 

     Ah now, this is probably the most impressive cakes that I've made so far. Technically and creatively challenging (For me) but I came out the other side with a cake that looked, and tasted bloomin luverly!
     This is a recipe from the wonderful Mary-Anne Boermans Time to Cook Blog where Mary-Anne has written a lot more about how the cake came about, and it's wonders. Again, pretty much like all my recipes here, Mary-Anne will show you how to make the cake properly, and the following is how I stumbled through it. It is actually good fun to make, even when you're throwing crumbs at the side of it at two o'clock in the morning! Anyway...

Ingredients:
  • 3 Large Free Range Eggs
  • 225g Caster sugar
  • 3 tbsp Honey
  • 100g Unsalted butter, cubed
  • 1 tsp Bicarb
  • 450g Plain flour
  • 1 Litre Reduced-fat Creme fraiche
  • 3 tbsp Icing sugar.

      Method:
      1. Preheat the oven to 200c/180c fan/Gas 4
      2. Weigh an empty bowl so you know roughly the final weight of mixture later on.
      3. Place a bowl over a saucepan of simmering water and add the honey to the bowl.
      4. Add the eggs, butter and caster sugar and whisk until the sugar is dissolved and the mix smooth.
      5. Add the Bicarb and whisk for another minute.
      6. Grease and line with baking paper up to 4 20cm x 30cm tins. 
      7. Remove the bowl from the heat and gradually mix in the flour.The resulting mix can vary between putty and rollable dough. Mine ended up a kind of very sticky toffee (Possibly my eggs weren't large enough as not graded ones) and I struggled to spread the mix thinly enough in the tins, and as it cooled more it got thicker and I ended up spreading between 3 tins. But whatever mix you end with, aim to split the dough between 3 or 4 tins. Possibly leave the mix over the saucepan of water, but off of heat to keep it more malleable, or maybe a hot palette knife would spread it easier. 
      8. Bake for 3-4 mins (Maybe 4-5mins for a triple layer cake) until golden brown. Then tip out onto a cooling rack to cool. (If you happen to bake each tin to a slightly different colour, don't worry, you get a more colourful cake ;) )
      9. While they're cooling, put the creme fraiche into a bowl, add the icing sugar and mix well.
      10. When the cakes are cool, stack them together and trim off the sides to make them all the same shape.
      11. Put the off-cuts in a processor and blitz until crumbs.
      12. Place one layer of cake on a cooling rack and spread about a 1.5cm deep layer of the creme fraiche mix over it. Place the next cake on top and repeat, then the next...
      13. Then spread creme fraiche mix over the 4 sides of the cake so the cake is now totally covered.
      14. Place the rack and cake into a large baking tray and press cake crumbs into the sides of the cake.The way i ended up doing it was to have a handful of crumbs up to the side of the cake and push them against it with a knife or palette knife. Excess crumbs will fall into the baking tray and you can use them again. Continue this until the sides are coated. Mine ended up with some crumbs on the top as I started off throwing the crumbs at the side lol, so I added a few more on top to make it look deliberate :)
      15. Cover the cake and leave, preferably overnight, as this allows the moisture from the creme fraiche mix to soak into the sponge making it moist and tangy. So sometime later, you end up with something, like this... :)

        8th April 2012 ...and here's a little one I knocked up for my first Clandestine Cake Club meet in Coventry yesterday. Pimped up a bit for the Easter theme. I used 3 9" x 9" tins for this one, but still the same ingredients. I'll make the sponges as thin as they're meant to be one day :D






        Right, Honey cake, Honey, Honeyz, Laydeees all the laydeees (Otherwise known as female humans, or women)
        4 layers of some kick-butt all female action starting with the much underrated Call the Shots from Girls Aloud! (Oh come on, it could have been the Spice Girls :p )




        Blimey, must be hell for them living their entire lives in slow motion! Anyway, next....

        Back to the 90's for a fantastic trio from Minneapolis. Not their best song, but they're pretty thin on the ground on uToob. Jackals by Zuzu's Petals:





        Thirdly, and O.M.G!!! I just found this little rarity. Death by Crimpers - Obsessive. The world famous 5 piece from Oxford! Now, I know what you're thinking, this single version's not as good as the demo, and yes, I agree, but I was at the Jericho for this video shoot, so this will do nicely :D




        For the final layer I was going to put up Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love video, until someone pointed out there was a man in the video!?! Who knew? So I decided to end this gnarled 90's triple-play with a bit more Riot Grrrl action in the form of the magnificent, shadow-casting gloriousness of Babes in Toyland - Sweet '69